So this weekend something happened that will change my sex life for the next 20 years. After telling the kids to 'shhhhhhh' for the 58th time in the six berth camper we had hired for the weekend, finally silence fell. .....until Harrison asked loudly, in a disgusted tone: 'urgh, are you two having S....E......X!? Because … Continue reading Rumbled!
Day one of feeling like s#;t Today has been a struggle. I'm not ill very often but I seem to be paying for that now. My throat feels like razor blades, my nose is either running or completly blocked, my ears are aching and my head is thumping. Every body movement feels like … Continue reading Feeling sorry for myself
Nothing prepares you for the heartache when your five year old daughter cries herself to sleep because she doesn't want to go to school. Why doesn't she want to go to school? because her friends don't want to play with her anymore. Libby is still massively emotional and tired from our holiday so I wrongly dismissed … Continue reading Reception Friendship troubles
How about when you are peacefully sleeping and your husband wakes you up asking for his phone. You tell him you don't have it, but he insists before you fell asleep you put it on charge next to you. Even though you have absolutely no recollection of this you bolt up and start looking for … Continue reading When you nearly kill your husband
My father in law looked at me totally baffled yesterday as he was trying to work out exactly which children were staying at my house and which werent. Two of my kids had stayed at my friend, Rosies the previous night and she had just turned up to drop them off. In the mean time … Continue reading Sleepover without the 'sleep'
It was a very proud day for me today. It was a moment, as a mum, and a lover of roller-coasters and fast rides, I have been waiting for for nine years. Today, my twin sons lost their roller-coaster virginity! We have spent the day at Islands of Adventure, the partner the partner theme park … Continue reading Popped the roller-coaster cherry #proudmama