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How was your school run this morning? 

This was my car journey this morning Mikey: Charlie, when you get into year five you learne about sex, it’s really gross. Charlie: yea I don’t want to learne about it,it might make me sick! Harri: why are you talking about sex, don’t say the word,  I hate the word, urgh Mum: ha ha  sex, sex, sex, sex Harri: shut up mum it makes me feel like I might throw up! Mum: it won’t when you are older Harri: urgh,  yes it will! Mikey: Mum,  what do you think sex is? Mum:  I know exactly what sex is darling Harri: of course she does,  her and dad are masters at it…… Discusting! Charlie: Mum you have had sex 6 times! Mikey: yea I’m only having 2 babies Harri: I’m only having one! Mikey: Mum if me and harri shared a stomach what would happen when we are older and one of us needs to do the discusting thing? Mum: you mean like conjoined twins? Mikey: Yea Mum: one of you would have to shut your eyes I suppose Harri:  (giggles) rank! Libby:  Mum, can we get chocolate after school? I want them to stay this age forever!!!  😂😂😂

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